There’s nothing sadder than the sight of a fading star…
And a dying man will clutch at straws…
Dear Zindagi is just that… For SRK… Imagine it’s him hitching his stars to young super actresses … How the tables have turned… Incredible
As he’s slowly but surely sinking down the pecking order… Thanx to his last 2 disasters …Fan n Dilwale…
A clearly desperate SRK’s Red Chilli hired Gauri Shinde …to hitch him up with Alia …30 years his Jr…Kaisey bhi Karo, he begged…
So Gauri Shinde ( who anyways has an axe to grind with men given her wild flings)… spins this incredibly juvenile tale of a disturbed girl…Ms QuEasy… Whos in a relationship with Angad Bedi(5 mins)… But while away at work, she sleeps with Kunal Kapoor(12 mins).. Who while away at work in NY gets engaged to his ex… she’s devastated !!!
What goes around comes around Babe ! But no Gauri Shinde seriously missed this and actually shows MsEasy as a serious victim of men …Ho Ho…
And takes her straight to linen shirts n pyjama Shrink SRK(25 mins )… Just as SRK wanted…QED
Then u have some seriously mindf#$d talk sessions on the couch between Mr Nice guy Linen n distressed Jeaned Ms Easy… Who’s patent style is sitting upside down n shrieking whenever she gets a chance and hes merely doing ji hazoori.. Justifying all her misdemeanors… the perfect guy…. In between MstEeasy tries some Paki chat masala too…Ali Zafar (8 mins) .. Only to reach the conclusion that all men r Big Bs (not Bachchans) … And decided to fall for the only man who always ‘listens to her endlessly’…Her Shrink !!
Saaley ko paisey mil rahey hain meri jaan… nahi to woh bhi bhaag jaata…
MsCheesy then drops a real cheesy pick up line on her Shrink..The closest Gauri Shinde could get Alia to say ‘ I love u’ to the producer SRK.. The only other male left in her life / this movie… Other than her relatives…
But the Shrink puts things straight (pun unintended ) …And declares he’s a Genius…n “Genius knows where to stop”…after having lead her all along… slowly but surely up the garden path… With his soulful eyes n inane encouraging words… He withdraws just as quickly (seriously pun totally unintended) … Straight for Koffee with You know who…
So Ms Easy finds Aditya Kapoor (1.5 min) n walks away with him… Into the sunset… Or in her case… a sunset …or 2 maximum…
Now I’m not a Genius;
But I better stop!
After English Vinglish
This was originally titled Stupid Cupid
I really must stop!
Dear Zindagi is sey to Maut achhi hai..
Gwd ! I must really stop!
Had Dilwale or Fan come after this they would have been blockbusters…
I’m going ! Stop!!
Jab SRK ko kuch Kuch ho raha tha…Mahesh Bhatt ko Alia hua bhi nahi tha…
Stop !!!!!!
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